1 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:09,375 - It can't go on. - Yes, Yvonne has become so easy. 2 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:13,708 - What do you think it costs? - Nothing. Altar so damn cheap. 3 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:18,083 The bill is due tomorrow. I have a plan. 4 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:25,125 - We are on holiday. - You pretend to be millionaires. 5 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:31,500 - A cognac costs 50 øre. - Do you want to know what you cost? 6 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:35,875 - DKK 578 and 85 øre. - That much? 7 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:41,167 And it is not least Yvonne. Where did Kjeld go? 8 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:51,792 - He can't stand the food. - Our Lord is preserved. Bullshit! 9 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:54,667 I know where a safe is. 10 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:00,417 - What the hell, there she is again. - Ole! Mr. Frandsen! 11 00:02:01,417 --> 00:02:05,375 Egon, I'm just going to... See you. 12 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:14,167 Ole! Ole! Mr. Frandsen... 13 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:29,542 Egon, may I introduce you for Johan and Råderik? 14 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:36,167 They run away every time. They are so afraid of my husband. 15 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:41,958 They are otherwise two bullfighters. But Kjeld is not exactly a bull. 16 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:46,833 - Are you sure they are bullfighters? - Yes, I've seen them in costumes. 17 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:53,583 - They don't do that on a daily basis. - Don't they wear triangular hats? 18 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:59,542 - Yeah. - Egon, you always think you know everything. 19 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:04,542 Well, I have to get up. Benny, she's gone. 20 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:09,583 Kjeld, don't be late. 21 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:14,583 It's completely crazy. I can don't get peace. She wants to get married. 22 00:03:14,917 --> 00:03:17,375 Marry you? 23 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:22,958 - Have you heard anything so mind-boggling? - No, but listen. You too, Kjeld. 24 00:03:23,292 --> 00:03:26,625 I know where a safe is. 25 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:33,792 The old hacienda. It is owned by Jørgen Hansen, "Grise-Hansen". 26 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:38,792 Twice a week he holds pig festival for Danish tourists. 27 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:43,750 They pay DKK 40 each. Usually there are 200 guests. 28 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:50,833 - 200 times 40, that's DKK 8,000. - After all, it is 80,000 pesetas. 29 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:09,083 The money stays placed in a safe. 30 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:15,292 - A Franz Jäger cabinet, model 1923. - Old Franz! 31 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:21,542 Damn good. We're going to a pig party. When they're broken, we fix it. 32 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:26,250 - Grise-Hansen is a teetotaler. - What does he want in Spain? 33 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:32,000 He has other interests, which we can make use of. 34 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:49,833 Every day at 14 he leaves the office and drives to the nearest town. 35 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:06,542 And here he visits his friend, Mrs Jørgensen. 36 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:13,708 Mrs Jørgensen's husband is visiting at the same time his friend, Mrs. Hansen. 37 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:22,250 Mrs Hansen's husband visits his friend, Mrs. Sørensen. 38 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:31,833 Mrs Sørensen's husband visiting her friend. 39 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:39,833 If husband, fhv. accountant Jensen pays the tavern a visit. 40 00:05:44,708 --> 00:05:48,625 The whole thing takes an hour. 41 00:06:20,542 --> 00:06:24,667 At 15.30 returns everyone home to themselves. 42 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:31,542 - We have an hour and a half. - Damn good. 43 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:37,083 The action starts tomorrow at 14. Kjeld, Yvonne and Børge will join. 44 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:41,667 They must last staff employed. 45 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:50,875 No, we'd rather sit here. And that tablecloth is also dirty. 46 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,833 Maybe too much drag here? 47 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:08,625 - Then he drove. - You go ahead and keep watch. 48 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:11,875 All the time! Come on. 49 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:20,792 Los fiscos, los salatos, los koletettos... 50 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:26,208 Los vinos blancos... and loose Coca Colos. 51 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:29,417 - Paella, señora? - Say, say. 52 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:38,000 - Hey, you. Zero cerveza, you know. - Say, senor. Un pilsner. 53 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:54,042 Why must you always read, Børge? What are you reading? 54 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:57,875 - Spanish. - It is important to know the language. 55 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:03,250 - Can you say something in Spanish? - Somos la guardia. Accompaña nos. 56 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:09,125 No, that is! It's fantastic. It's like hearing a Spaniard. 57 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:11,750 Where do you get it from? 58 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:17,000 - What does that mean? - It's the police. Do you want to follow along? 59 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:42,167 Ole! It is good enough. Telefono par Mio. Everything in Ordnung. 60 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:48,208 Dos pesetas, par favor. Here you just have to see... Ciao. 61 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,583 It's weird with dad. It is each time we have to eat. Goodbye, Børge. 62 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:22,625 Don't they have red sausages? 63 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:45,208 Ole! 64 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,333 Mr. Frandsen! I have seen you. 65 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:04,250 It's not like home. It can one does not demand from the natives. 66 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:11,042 But dad doesn't have to take it like that on the way. Have you seen, Børge? Hello! 67 00:10:14,292 --> 00:10:20,292 Egon, are you in there? There you can see for yourself what I said. 68 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:30,375 See I was right? They are bullfighters. 69 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:37,375 - We are the police. Accompaña nos. - God, it sounds like Børge. 70 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:43,417 - Børge, what did that mean? - It's the police. Do you want to follow along? 71 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:45,250 Hurry up. Now come here. 72 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:49,958 - We are late for it. - He hasn't come out yet. 73 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,167 Now just take the flag, right? 74 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:59,667 - He must have gone home. - Børge, you mustn't say that. 75 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,458 Why are you running? always out of gas? 76 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:09,917 - I came on the day before yesterday for a fiver. - There he is. 77 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:20,000 - Go, old Egon. - God be praised. Wave, little Børge. 78 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:24,292 He has a package with him. Then he has a plan. 79 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:31,792 Wave, little Børge. Then mom will be happy. Hooray! 80 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:39,750 - Now what is it? - Maybe someone else will pick him up. 81 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:46,333 - Egon would never let us down. - Egon doesn't know anyone. 82 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:02,375 What did I say? 83 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:06,250 - He can't just... - We have to go after him. 84 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:09,458 Yes, come on. 85 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:21,458 - Holm-Hansen junior, substitute. - Egon Olsen, uh... 86 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:24,625 - A pleasure. - In the same way. 87 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:28,833 - They are oriented? - I shared a cell with the lawyer. 88 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:33,250 - Yes, poor Kramer. - I had to say hello. 89 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:38,375 I understand it is about a safe, Franz Jäger, model 44. 90 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:45,125 It is important for the consortium to get opened the cupboard. They are specialists, right? 91 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,500 Yes. 92 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:52,500 They won't be shadowed, will they? The police would hate to get on the trail of… 93 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:56,792 - They can be quite calm. - There is no one after you? 94 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,917 But who? 95 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:05,833 - Where is he going? - Don't know. 96 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:10,208 - Now you have gas, right? - He must have found some others. 97 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:13,542 - Quiet, Børge. - Who would it be? 98 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:17,375 Yvonne reckons, Egon has a plan. 99 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:22,833 So we can get going again. She has ordered tickets. 100 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:55,292 - That's satisfactory, isn't it? - Thank you. I need to relax. 101 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:59,708 At our expense, of course. The safe is in a villa in Switzerland. 102 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:04,250 The villa belonged to director Hallandsen. 103 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:09,708 Director Hallandsen died for 14 days ago. Only he knew the code. 104 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:14,333 - This is where you come into the picture. - They can count on me. 105 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:20,708 - The action starts on Thursday at 14.45. - Excellent, then everything is arranged. 106 00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:24,667 And what about the payment? 107 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:31,875 I have a draft contract here. Attorney Kramer has assisted me. 108 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:39,375 - 25%... - I understand there are certain expenses. 109 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:44,708 - So I wouldn't be unreasonable. - Can we count on your discretion? 110 00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:50,583 - Yes. - We couldn't count on Kramers. 111 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:54,292 - Yes, poor Kramer. - Sows. 112 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,667 - Do you think he'll stay there all day? - He will live there. 113 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,542 So, now something happens. 114 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:17,625 - That's the other one. - Shouldn't we give up? 115 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:21,125 He will be very happy to see us. 116 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:32,208 - Excuse me, what was the name? - Jensen and Frandsen. 117 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:36,125 Just say that Kjeld and Benny are here. 118 00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:49,333 Mr. Olsen can receive you in the solarium. It's on the fourth floor. 119 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:54,375 - Has he now gone in again? - No, not in the damper. Just come. 120 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,417 Hi, Egon. 121 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:21,333 - Is that you? - Shut up, Egon. And welcome. 122 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:28,292 - Otherwise, we were out to pick you up. - No, really? 123 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:32,750 - How sweet. I didn't see you at all. - We were also about to arrive too late. 124 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:38,333 Hold on, though. We then stood and waved as we usually do. 125 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:50,500 - Damn smart, Egon. - Don't you want to sit? 126 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:03,333 Whoa. 127 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,792 - What are you up to? - Do you have a plan? 128 00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:12,583 - A plan? - We've counted on you. 129 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:17,500 - Especially Yvonne. - We are fresh. 130 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:23,000 - We are part of the worst. - Both millions and everything. 131 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:30,750 What is it, Egon? Say it now, Egon. 132 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:36,667 I can't comment on mine plans for the near future. 133 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:42,375 - You know you can count on us. - We are your old friends. 134 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:48,875 Sorry. It is the most delicate affair I have been involved in. 135 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:53,583 - What, Egon? - I cannot comment on that. 136 00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:58,917 But it is a big matter that requires the most accomplished discretion. 137 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:05,500 I have finally found partners, which recognizes format and skill. 138 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:12,333 People who change the world situation and know what it costs. 139 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:18,167 - Well, Egon. What about us? - We also know what it costs. 140 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:23,333 - Everything goes up. - After everything we've had together. 141 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:30,000 - Does old friendship matter? - That's exactly what you don't understand. 142 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:36,208 When it comes to millions, that kind of thing doesn't matter. 143 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:43,542 Not in the circles I'm connected to with. The multinational financial circles. 144 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:16,083 I take full responsibility towards directors and shareholders. 145 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:20,667 The man is a total idiot. He has sat inside at least six times. 146 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:26,708 He can only open safes. He has come in for that every time. 147 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:33,708 think, he started by demanding 25%! 148 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:41,083 He can't just go away like that, when it is for hot food. 149 00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:46,375 I have pork loin, browned potatoes and red cabbage. And drinks. 150 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:50,042 What was he supposed to do? 151 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:56,417 - He needed something else. - What about the tickets? 152 00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:01,500 - I have ordered for next Thursday. - I told you to wait. 153 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:06,292 We agreed that when Egon came out, all was well again - 154 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:10,875 - because he had a plan, so we could become millionaires. 155 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:15,625 You have said that yourself so often. It usually takes a week - 156 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:20,458 - before we leave, and therefore I have ordered for next Thursday. 157 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:24,458 Then we have to cancel... 158 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:32,500 Kjeld, I tell you. You have offered me a lot over the years. 159 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,500 It has not been just layer cake. 160 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:43,208 And you know that too. But this, you don't offer me that. 161 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:47,750 There comes a time in one woman's life, where it is not enough - 162 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:54,250 - being a wife and mother. She must unfold and be a woman. 163 00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:58,667 I experienced that moment after all, already last year. 164 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,458 If I don't do it again soon, then I get frustrated. 165 00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:10,375 And I promise you it will come over your head like a thief in the night. 166 00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:15,875 - What do we do? - Yvonne is right. 167 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:21,458 - Egon cannot be familiar with it. - Shall we go up to him again? 168 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:27,208 I don't want to talk to it stupid pigs. We can do without him. 169 00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,792 What has Egon been to us? 170 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:34,542 A jerk and a fool's hat. Didn't we do it rough? 171 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:38,833 - Of course. So what do we do now? - Yes, what should we do? 172 00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:45,208 The whole world lies open, full of cigar shops, ice cream dairies and grocers. 173 00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:50,125 - Shut up. I got it! Damn good. - What do you have? 174 00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:54,625 All time scam. It is obvious. Just something for the two of us, you. 175 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:59,208 - Is it dangerous? - No. Timed and organised. 176 00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:02,625 The action starts on Thursday. 177 00:23:09,917 --> 00:23:13,375 Do you see what I mean? 178 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:20,542 No, the kiosk on Kongens Nytorv. No one has tried that before. 179 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:24,708 - Is there any money? - It is directly opposite the hotel. 180 00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:29,292 They make piles of money on porn for the tourists. Just wait. 181 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:40,042 Here is your ticket. Our man in Switzerland meet you at the airport. 182 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:45,375 It's nothing special. It's bad enough illegal. 183 00:24:37,417 --> 00:24:41,792 Viele Berge in Switzerland, muss ich nok sagen. 184 00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:12,875 Bite. 185 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:35,875 Bite... 186 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:51,375 - Thank you. - Bitte. 187 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,833 Shit! 188 00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:21,667 Bite! 189 00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:48,375 Bite. 190 00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:14,042 Nah, boy. lst in Ordnung. 191 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:20,250 Bite, fertigmachen. 192 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:03,208 Please, bleiben Sie! Please! 193 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,958 Stop Sie doch! Please... 194 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:12,250 Stop Sie doch! Bitte, stoppen Sie... 195 00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:04,875 Lufthansa route 022 from Hamburg is precisely the country. 196 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:31,292 The shipment is with me. 197 00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:36,875 Our man in Switzerland was perfect, and the German was precise and punctual. 198 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:43,417 We can reassure the banks, the board and the shareholders. We made the cut. 199 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:48,042 What pleases? Who? Oh, him… Olsen was the name. 200 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:52,542 We don't have to worry about him. The police in Switzerland can do that. 201 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:55,250 No one misses him. 202 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:18,792 - Only Egon had been there. - Damn Egon! We're done with him. 203 00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:23,250 - Well, anyway. - Hold on, won't you? 204 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:26,250 Just come. 205 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:33,333 - Bring the lantern. - Now what is it? 206 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:41,250 (Norwegian full-length song) 207 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:49,125 It's just some tourists there are shitty. Bring the lantern. 208 00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:58,958 What did I say, what? Damn it. 209 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:09,958 There you can see. We can do it ourselves. Now we just have to get to the basics. 210 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:16,667 ...Norway my lovely country! 211 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,958 Fuck them. 212 00:33:24,292 --> 00:33:30,125 - ...delicious country! - Come on, Knut. 213 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:36,125 - I don't want to go home to Grimstad. - Look! There is that light. 214 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:42,500 Yes, there is knowledge. What the hell, it's empty. 215 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:46,875 - The skiers take them home. - I knew it would go wrong. 216 00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:48,750 (it knocks) 217 00:33:49,083 --> 00:33:56,458 - Oh, no. That too. - Hello? Is it any expedition? 218 00:33:57,667 --> 00:34:00,042 Don't worry. I have it. 219 00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:04,500 - I don't want to go home to Grimstad. - Now shut up, Knut. 220 00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:10,417 - What would it be? - Morn, morn. 221 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:15,542 My friend Knut needs some illustrated periodicals. 222 00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:22,042 Well yes. The saws. There is something for everyone here. 223 00:34:22,917 --> 00:34:26,125 Also the bad one, as they say. 224 00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:36,000 - Look here, Knut. - I want to go home to Grimstad. 225 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:31,708 Shouldn't we wait a bit? 226 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:38,833 What the hell, DKK 23 is really that also money. We have breakfast included. 227 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:58,375 You must apologize a lot. What do you think? on. Why didn't you bring Egon? 228 00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:02,750 Egon would never dream of to come home with DKK 23. 229 00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:07,292 - He has become very tall in his hat. - I guess he just got tired of you. 230 00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:13,042 There is nothing to say about that. Such a pair of dog heads. 231 00:36:13,375 --> 00:36:18,375 And you will manage yourselves? Well, now you go nicely to Egon and says sorry. 232 00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:22,542 - For what? - There is probably plenty. 233 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:25,292 (it rings) 234 00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:32,625 Well, there you are? It was you long over. It is high time. 235 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:36,875 - Where are they? - They sit there and can't do anything. 236 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,708 Egon? 237 00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:45,083 Would you imagine, the two dog heads comes home with DKK 23. 238 00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:48,583 - Are you home already? - I have a plan. 239 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:51,958 Of course Egon has a plan. 240 00:36:52,292 --> 00:36:58,250 But you won't listen. Now sit down down. Kjeld had breakfast with him. 241 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:04,042 It is important and it is urgent. That's my plan. 242 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:09,167 - It's locum paper. - I had nothing else. 243 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:14,583 No, Egon, will you have it? disgusting paper away from my nice table. 244 00:37:14,917 --> 00:37:18,667 What kind of thing is that? Such nonsense. 245 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,875 Yvonne is right. You say you're going abroad- 246 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:28,917 - with multinational financial scams and comes home with locum paper. 247 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:34,625 - I have been deceived. - How so? 248 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:39,500 Deceived. Cheated and deceived. 249 00:37:39,833 --> 00:37:44,583 What the hell, Egon. Have they caught your ass? 250 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:54,292 I have spoken to the lady seven times. 251 00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:59,083 That a male dog has had intercourse with her bitch, Mouse, - 252 00:37:59,417 --> 00:38:02,667 - is not a case for the criminal police. 253 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,500 This has come from Switzerland. It's something with Hallandsen, - 254 00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:12,458 - the big mastermind. The one who ripped us off. 255 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:14,833 Yes, thank you. 256 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:20,375 - What about him? He is dead. - There was a break-in at the house in Switzerland. 257 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:26,250 A pair of rubber gloves was found and a tin of Danish-made talc. 258 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:31,542 - There is nothing missing in the box. - Except for the Bedford diamonds. 259 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:37,375 Hallandsen lay with the Bedford diamonds. 260 00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:42,458 - What are the Bedford diamonds? - They belonged to the Viceroy of India. 261 00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:47,208 It was the most expensive privately owned diamond collection. 262 00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:54,000 In demand as inflation proof investment of black money. 263 00:38:54,333 --> 00:39:01,708 Hallandsen and his speculators invested their black money in them. 264 00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:06,000 Then Hallandsen dies, and the partners must use cash. 265 00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:11,708 It must go fast. Panty companies and the whole mill goes to hell. 266 00:39:12,042 --> 00:39:17,708 - They will probably sell the diamonds. - How much are they worth? 267 00:39:18,042 --> 00:39:23,208 If they are handled correctly, they lie well on a 15 million dollars. 268 00:39:23,542 --> 00:39:27,917 - 15 million? - There is no such thing. 269 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:35,375 - I have seen them myself. - 15 times 7, that's 100 million. 270 00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:40,708 - Exactly, 100 Mio. Danish kroner. - And then times 10, that's... 271 00:39:41,042 --> 00:39:47,583 Shut up, it's one billion pesetas and you should have had 25%. 272 00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:53,333 Egon, are you aware that they have ripped off your ass for 250 million? 273 00:39:53,667 --> 00:40:00,542 Yes, thank you, they will get to that to pay for. Now I set the price. 274 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:07,042 We'll grab the diamonds, but first when they are sold. They can get in trouble. 275 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:12,500 - Who can afford to buy them? - Yes, who do you think? 276 00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:38,750 The Sheik of Abradan. One of the greats oil sheiks with too many dollars. 277 00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:44,375 There are five million dollars in each suitcase to buy the diamonds with. 278 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:49,750 - Are there five million in each? - Undoubtedly. 279 00:40:50,417 --> 00:40:55,208 - Streamers are also included. - And Jensen. Are they screwing us? 280 00:40:55,542 --> 00:41:01,750 Don't worry. The sheik is here on due to the currency conference tomorrow. 281 00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:06,292 It's illegal after all. We must intervene. 282 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:10,083 What do you want to achieve from it? 283 00:41:10,417 --> 00:41:15,583 Diplomatic entanglements and currency crisis. No, no, no, no. 284 00:41:15,917 --> 00:41:21,375 When the big criminals come, the police can only give them protection. 285 00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:45,083 - It is all directed from the Stock Exchange. - The nice place. Do you think so? 286 00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:49,417 I know that. I shared a cell with a lawyer who knew good news. 287 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:54,208 In two days the conference will be over, and there is a reception at Børsen. 288 00:41:54,542 --> 00:41:58,375 Here the exchange takes place, and then we strike. 289 00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:02,958 Now if we do an action, is timed and organized - 290 00:42:03,292 --> 00:42:09,292 - and gets hold of the assault command, and then we storm in. 291 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:13,625 - Then we have the diamonds! - Oh, God... 292 00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:19,083 Well, we are the police, and crime does not pay. 293 00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:24,958 Oh God, my dear, dear young friend. They are terribly wrong. 294 00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:28,417 believe me I know what I'm talking about. 295 00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:32,750 Faithfulness to duty bears the reward in itself, but is modest. 296 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:38,417 Honesty is beautiful but thin. Justice proud, but one-eyed. 297 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:46,083 Love is sweet but costly. Friendship is good to think about, - 298 00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:51,000 - when you are old. But the only thing that pays is crime. 299 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:56,167 - Damn good, Egon. - Yes, it's good that Egon is home. 300 00:42:56,500 --> 00:43:01,042 - Egon has a plan for 100 million. - Magnificent. 301 00:43:01,375 --> 00:43:06,000 How good it is that we are together again. Damn, they got your ass, Egon. 302 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:11,000 Thanks, that's good. Shall we get started then? 303 00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:14,833 You just have to speak up, Egon. 304 00:43:15,167 --> 00:43:19,625 We need a boat, a bus and 100 balloons. 305 00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:24,792 A boat with a high rigging. It procures we with a meat bone and a dog. 306 00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:33,958 Kjeld, meat bone, fast. 307 00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:36,708 - Here. - Here. 308 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:52,583 That cheap shit... Come on, Buster. 309 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:08,708 Well, Buster! What the hell? 310 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:10,542 (the man collapses) 311 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,375 - Excellent! - Damn good. 312 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:32,208 Yes, like that. Good dog. Nice food... nice food... 313 00:46:05,917 --> 00:46:08,792 - Has Børge been notified? - Yes. 314 00:46:20,375 --> 00:46:24,208 - Petrol on? - Filled up! 315 00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:28,000 Then we just have to measure up. 316 00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:40,625 4.85. 317 00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:33,875 The balloons, you take care of them. Benny and I then take the bus. 318 00:47:34,208 --> 00:47:39,375 We have plenty of time, so I think we should go home and enjoy ourselves and relax. 319 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:45,625 What is it? 320 00:47:48,042 --> 00:47:52,417 This is my chair and my couch. What the hell...? 321 00:48:06,292 --> 00:48:10,417 - Yes, we have to travel, right? - Yes, but all our things... 322 00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:16,792 They can't just stand here, can they? Don't make it harder than it is. 323 00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:21,125 It's bad enough that I have to fix everything while you're running around. 324 00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:27,125 The flowers are out at my sister's. She also wanted the silver spoons. 325 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:32,625 We will leave the table and the carpet the new tenants. They were missing. 326 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:37,542 - New tenants? - Yes, they are moving in next week. 327 00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:41,458 The marsh candy get the rest for a 10s. 328 00:48:41,792 --> 00:48:46,250 Except the beds. They are worth nothing. 329 00:48:46,583 --> 00:48:50,750 - Yvonne, this is our home. - Honestly, Kjeld. 330 00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:55,042 Sometimes I don't think you understand anything. 331 00:48:55,375 --> 00:49:00,333 Can't you two explain to him what i mean 332 00:49:00,667 --> 00:49:06,542 - There is a lot in what Yvonne says. - Egon... 333 00:49:06,875 --> 00:49:10,250 Isn't that right shall we be millionaires? 334 00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:15,625 - Yes, of course. - And then we leave, right? 335 00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:21,208 - Yeah. - And never come back, right? 336 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:28,083 - And the action starts at what time? - The action starts at 2:30 p.m. 337 00:49:28,417 --> 00:49:34,583 Yes. And we leave on Thursday at 11.45. So can you understand it? 338 00:49:34,917 --> 00:49:37,667 Yes. 339 00:49:39,167 --> 00:49:44,000 Oh Egon, how many millions was it about now? 340 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:09,833 15 million dollars. 100 million Danish kroner. 341 00:50:10,167 --> 00:50:16,167 Stop speculating about it. Now we are going to the Stock Exchange and the airport. 342 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:20,333 - Is there nothing we can do? - No! 343 00:50:20,667 --> 00:50:24,917 We shall not intervene world order, but protect it. 344 00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:30,208 This is how trade and industry work. The whole society works like that. 345 00:50:30,542 --> 00:50:36,333 We are facing forces that are so great that it surpasses all understanding. 346 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:41,333 In 10 minutes we will go to the Stock Exchange, where the exchange is to take place. 347 00:50:41,667 --> 00:50:47,000 We can't do anything about that. Nobody can do anything about it. No. 348 00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:20,125 - Can you handle it now, Børge? - It's fucking easy. 349 00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:24,917 - It means a lot to mother. - That's fine. What about you? 350 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:27,958 - Can you handle it? - Yes, then... 351 00:51:28,292 --> 00:51:32,958 Then I step. Bye-bye. You don't have to be afraid. 352 00:51:33,292 --> 00:51:36,458 Thanks. 353 00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:21,292 We have to be at the airport in 20 minutes. so it shouldn't be much longer. 354 00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:39,292 We can't stay here all day. As long as they haven't taken our ass. 355 00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:40,375 - There they are! - Finally. So let's get going. 356 00:56:56,792 --> 00:57:01,375 Hip-hip hooray, hooray, hooray. 357 00:59:54,667 --> 01:00:00,333 If it had been in New York, was we were ambushed by gangsters. 358 01:00:00,667 --> 01:00:07,625 Now you have to be careful, young man. That fantasy won't get you far. 359 01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:25,333 Egon, then it's finito. 360 01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:44,167 Egon, damn it! Come now. 361 01:00:53,125 --> 01:00:55,250 Egon! 362 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:47,083 - Did it go well? - It was a joke. 363 01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:52,625 The balloons looked great. It was the best. 364 01:01:52,958 --> 01:01:57,375 - Thank you very much. - There they are. 365 01:02:04,042 --> 01:02:09,208 Please step closer. Next stop Mallorca and pig festival. 366 01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:18,375 Shut up. Like on ball bearings. We're just fucking good. 367 01:02:18,708 --> 01:02:23,542 - The balloons were good too, weren't they? - Beautiful bushels. And that flag! 368 01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:27,292 That was good, Børge. Bowl! 369 01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:33,750 Kjeld, they're coming for the furniture in a little while. Do you want to keep any of it? 370 01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:36,875 - Throw it away. - Out! 371 01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:44,333 There is an ashtray from Kronborg and a paper knife from Himmelbjerget. 372 01:02:44,667 --> 01:02:48,625 - These are memories from the old country. - We just buy something else. 373 01:02:48,958 --> 01:02:52,542 - They have plenty in Mallorca. - We are millionaires. 374 01:02:52,875 --> 01:02:56,000 - 15 million dollars. - DKK 100 million. 375 01:02:56,333 --> 01:03:03,125 1,000 million pesetas. A billion. Egon, now you're happy, right? 376 01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:08,875 - Not yet. - Egon is not happy. 377 01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:12,792 15 million! 100 million! 1,000 million! A billion! 378 01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:18,250 Egon is not happy. Egon doesn't even care. 379 01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:24,542 Shut up! I have an account to settle. 380 01:03:25,750 --> 01:03:31,583 - We just got that... - Yes, 100 million, right? 381 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:37,125 I have been cheated and deceived. People have considered me a little louse. 382 01:03:37,458 --> 01:03:41,917 A rag, a kid, a maggot. But I have to show them something else. 383 01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:48,333 - I'm not just anyone. - Egon, what do you mean? 384 01:03:48,667 --> 01:03:51,625 Damn it. What are you up to? 385 01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:06,208 - Why? It was all in order. - So. I can understand Egon. 386 01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:11,250 - They are some stupid pigs. - But that's unnecessary. 387 01:04:11,583 --> 01:04:16,292 - Now it all just ends badly. - Let him. It means a lot to him. 388 01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:23,083 - You probably didn't expect that. - I didn't expect to see you now. 389 01:04:23,417 --> 01:04:27,167 - Sir? - Olsen. Egon Olsen was the name. 390 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:31,542 - You remember me, right? - Yes, preserved. 391 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:40,042 - You probably didn't expect that? - Did you want something special, Mr. Olsen? 392 01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:45,875 Just discuss our contract. Don't you remember our contract? 393 01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:50,625 I had to open a safe, so you could get hold of the diamonds, - 394 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:55,208 - which was delivered to you, so that you could dispose of them - 395 01:04:55,542 --> 01:05:01,875 - to the sheikh of Abradan for 15 million dollars which are in the cupboard, - 396 01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:07,500 - and of which I must have 25% according to our contract. 397 01:05:07,833 --> 01:05:15,125 - I don't understand what you mean. - Yes. The police probably understand. 398 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:21,792 They are interested in black money. And the diamonds are wanted everywhere. 399 01:05:22,125 --> 01:05:26,458 I know nothing about any diamonds. 400 01:05:26,792 --> 01:05:29,792 You do that when the sheik asks, - 401 01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:35,042 - why there was nothing in it box he got here at the office today. 402 01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:38,333 What should it say? 403 01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:43,708 - What is it? - The Bedford Diamonds. 404 01:05:44,042 --> 01:05:49,042 And this time it is about 50%. 405 01:05:49,792 --> 01:05:55,208 - It doesn't fit. - You probably didn't expect them. 406 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:17,375 He's crazy, but he knows too much. 407 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:22,542 Yes, yes. Rotating fart in the cap. 408 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:30,417 - Disappear? And stay away completely? - It is important that he disappears. 409 01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:37,875 - Imagine if the police found out. - I'll probably manage that. 410 01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:42,208 That's nothing to take such a trip for. 411 01:06:42,542 --> 01:06:48,375 - I have kept them in a safe place. - It's too crazy. 412 01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:55,167 - Where could you? - I'll tell you that. And Egon. 413 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:59,042 It always tends to be now, it goes wrong. 414 01:06:59,375 --> 01:07:03,500 Every time we become millionaires, and it's damn good. 415 01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:10,750 - Then something always happens. - Yes, and why, if I may ask? 416 01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:14,917 Don't ask me. i don't know why are you kidding about it. 417 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:21,292 But it didn't have to go wrong, when I have had all that trouble. 418 01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:29,125 Now that might be enough. Year after year I come up with a brilliant plan. 419 01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:34,417 Alter thought through. Everything goes like that must until it goes wrong. Why? 420 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:38,542 Because you are surrounded by cowards. 421 01:07:38,875 --> 01:07:42,167 Scary dogs without courage and a man's heart. 422 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,542 A pair of impotent assholes! 423 01:07:45,875 --> 01:07:50,667 - A couple of small fat porridge farmers. - Well, honestly, Egon. 424 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:57,250 We have found a lot from you. You demand patience. 425 01:07:57,583 --> 01:08:02,458 Don't pick on us after all, what we have been to you. 426 01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:09,167 Ten quiet, insane woman human beings. I want nothing to do with you. 427 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:13,917 - Bring my jewels! Immediately. - I can tell you that. 428 01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:20,958 You will get no pleasure from that Christmas town, for the goldsmith will not know of it. 429 01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:27,417 - He talked about calling the police. - Come with them. Where are they? 430 01:08:27,750 --> 01:08:31,833 In the chest of drawers in the hall. 431 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:39,083 - Well, no. After all, he picked it up. - What? Who? 432 01:08:39,417 --> 01:08:45,000 The marsh candy, of course. He had to pick up the rest for a tenner. 433 01:08:45,333 --> 01:08:49,083 - Does this mean that the jewels...? - Have you gone crazy? 434 01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:55,375 So, Benny. Now you don't start too, because then it may soon be enough. 435 01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:58,958 Damn it, Yvonne! 436 01:08:59,292 --> 01:09:04,417 You better come up with something. We are leaving tomorrow, you know. 437 01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:07,208 - What do we do? - Egon! 438 01:09:07,542 --> 01:09:10,958 Look at the little kitten oh how sweetit is 439 01:09:11,292 --> 01:09:15,083 it has fine white paws and a coat so soft 440 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:18,917 little mouse came out of the hole, come and play tag fat 441 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:23,708 don't you want to play with the little cat? 442 01:09:28,208 --> 01:09:34,417 - Egon... Egon, damn it. - I knew it was going wrong. 443 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:41,708 - Now stop. It's your hat. - Moar! Moar! Moar! 444 01:09:42,042 --> 01:09:46,583 - Yes, what's up now? - He must not take my stray cat. 445 01:09:46,917 --> 01:09:52,417 - I don't like that uncle. - Egon has gone mad. 446 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:57,875 - It's my miss cat. - Then let him keep that cat. 447 01:09:58,208 --> 01:10:01,750 Sometimes you are not very smart. 448 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:05,667 - Pissman! - What? Now listen here. 449 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:11,792 Dad, can I have an ice cream? A big one? With jam and whipped cream? 450 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:17,458 - We have to hurry. - Now! Otherwise, I'll check on you tonight. 451 01:10:17,792 --> 01:10:23,042 - Stop with that nonsense. - Moar! He hits! 452 01:10:23,375 --> 01:10:27,208 So, now you have to leave Egon alone. I can't run here every moment. 453 01:10:27,542 --> 01:10:31,708 - We must get hold of those jewels. - If you go, you must take him with you. 454 01:10:32,042 --> 01:10:35,542 - The Salvation Army is coming. - Pee man. 455 01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:50,500 - What do we do with him? - Dad, I want an ice cream. 456 01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:55,417 I want it now. Why does he have to come along? He is stupid. 457 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:59,625 - Shut the hell up. - Pee man. 458 01:11:00,208 --> 01:11:04,375 Pissman... Pissman... 459 01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:11,208 - So, little Egon. Your shoes. - Just take them. Then he doesn't run. 460 01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:35,792 - Hum you, you original. - Beep, beep, busman. 461 01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:52,417 - Maybe it's Egon Olsen? - Yes, but I want a large ice cream. 462 01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:56,542 Yes, it is good enough. Rotating fart in the cap. 463 01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:04,750 DKK 15! He got it all for 10. What the hell is this? 464 01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:08,125 - Was the jewelry there? - Yes. 465 01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:13,875 We got the better of him there. Now we need to have Egon cured. 466 01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:18,167 - Maybe we should hit him in the head. - It hurts. 467 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:23,833 That's what it takes. Shock treatment. Where is he? 468 01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:37,500 What the hell? The child lure! 469 01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:48,958 We have to do something. Poor little Egon. 470 01:12:49,292 --> 01:12:52,000 After him. 471 01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:22,750 - Where the hell did they go? - They probably drove into the water and drowned. 472 01:14:29,375 --> 01:14:32,917 They must be nearby. Come on. 473 01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:16,750 - What is he doing now? - What do we do? 474 01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:20,333 I think I have it. 475 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:44,542 Oh no. Hurry up. 476 01:18:15,917 --> 01:18:18,167 Old shit! 477 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,292 Come, come. 478 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:38,958 - You take care of him. - How? 479 01:18:39,292 --> 01:18:43,250 Just go to him. Then I'll fix Egon. 480 01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:31,417 Wait, come on... Yes. 481 01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:42,750 Damn good. Then we just have to turn. 482 01:20:07,458 --> 01:20:12,250 (unintelligible sulfur and curse) 483 01:20:14,542 --> 01:20:17,458 You must apologize for that. 484 01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:52,042 So, like that. Egon, just take it easy. We have the diamonds. Altar in order. 485 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:59,083 - Here's your cat. You little miss cat. - Miss cat? What nonsense. 486 01:21:59,417 --> 01:22:04,792 - So you're not crazy anymore? - May I be free? I have a plan. 487 01:22:05,125 --> 01:22:12,250 - Damn good, Egon. - Good to see you. I have your shoes. 488 01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:27,792 About forgiveness. Can you forgive me? You have saved my life. 489 01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:32,667 - It was so little. - I am not always as I should be. 490 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:37,917 - You're good enough. - No. I call you dog heads. 491 01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:45,292 You are not a couple of lousy amateurs. And not small fat porridge farmers at all, - 492 01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:51,083 - because you are my friends. Brave, noble, bold, intelligent, magnanimous. 493 01:22:51,417 --> 01:22:56,958 - It's almost too much. - I say a lot of bad things. 494 01:22:57,292 --> 01:23:01,958 Sometimes I'm a bad cod. God I am. 495 01:23:02,292 --> 01:23:06,708 - All right, but I also have mistakes. - No. 496 01:23:07,042 --> 01:23:11,125 - You don't have one. - Then we are good friends again. 497 01:23:11,458 --> 01:23:17,167 - And then we follow Egon's plan. - Good. So let's get started. 498 01:23:50,042 --> 01:23:57,042 Thursday morning there is fitness training for the driving staff. 499 01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:04,542 A bear was my helmet badge on the breastplate was the sign of the cross 500 01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:11,417 on shield I bore the lions strong in the wild fenceof the hearts 501 01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:18,125 wherever I threw my glove I put on my knight's helmet 502 01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:24,750 they saw I was Holger Danske and no formumed rascal. 503 01:24:26,958 --> 01:24:31,792 Well, gentlemen. Should we get rid of the car stomachs? 504 01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:37,875 Rank the crooked backs and straightened those crooked calf knees? 505 01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:43,042 Little light jumps on the spot, and right up to the blackness of the nails. 506 01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:47,542 Begin! Jump, jump, jump. 507 01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:53,208 I still don't get it The stock exchange. You have to be able to do something. 508 01:24:53,542 --> 01:24:58,250 Only if we receive a notification. On your own initiative, things go wrong. 509 01:24:58,583 --> 01:25:03,250 - You have to use your common sense. - You are not hired for that. 510 01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:06,875 Only to follow the regulations. 511 01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:12,458 - If a report comes in... - Then it is our duty to move out. 512 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:17,208 - Immediately. - And two and three and that's it. 513 01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:24,542 And then a little walk in the open air. 1,500 meters in time. Come on. 514 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:28,625 - Are you ready? - Yes. 515 01:25:28,958 --> 01:25:35,125 We are children of sun and summer but related to wind and rain 516 01:25:35,458 --> 01:25:42,250 we were born where the beech grows green and in the shelter of hedges and fences 517 01:25:42,583 --> 01:25:48,792 there is song in the sparrow's notes there is song in the wind's breast 518 01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:55,792 there is song when the wave of the sea rolling in towards the dune and coast. 519 01:26:04,750 --> 01:26:09,667 - Whoa, you're not done yet. - We have to be in service. 520 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:15,083 - You've put yourself out there. Try a ride. - Our Lord is preserved. 521 01:26:15,417 --> 01:26:20,583 ...and the dispute ended we must build Denmark's future 522 01:26:20,917 --> 01:26:24,292 turn everyday life into a party 523 01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:31,167 we have learned to love Denmark every a shower and contentious weather... 524 01:26:32,625 --> 01:26:37,292 - Do you think it will work now? - You just have to put on a uniform. 525 01:27:05,708 --> 01:27:10,792 What did I say, what? One is one completely different person. Ski beard. 526 01:27:13,792 --> 01:27:16,583 Oh! 527 01:27:46,208 --> 01:27:49,625 - Do you remember it now? - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 528 01:27:52,042 --> 01:27:55,542 Why should I know that gentleman? 529 01:27:55,875 --> 01:28:00,333 He claims he knows you and that he committed burglary in your service. 530 01:28:00,667 --> 01:28:06,208 - Illegally. - That applies to the Bedford diamonds. 531 01:28:06,542 --> 01:28:11,958 Who is wanted by Scotland Yard, The FBI, Interpol and the behind-the-scenes police. 532 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:18,667 And which you must have acquired illegal for illegal money. 533 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:24,708 - So what do you say? - There must be a misunderstanding. 534 01:28:25,042 --> 01:28:30,167 - The amateur has confessed. - They might as well give up. 535 01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:36,667 Well you can... You can't... They must listen to me. 536 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:40,792 - Do you want to give an explanation? - Naturally. 537 01:28:41,125 --> 01:28:46,917 - Do you want to join or fix this? - For heaven's sake here. 538 01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:52,500 - Where do you have a typewriter? - In the front office. 539 01:28:56,083 --> 01:29:00,000 - Take good care of the dilettante. - The delinquent! 540 01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:03,875 Excuse me. Now take good care of him. 541 01:29:05,792 --> 01:29:09,500 - Then let me go! - Well, yes. Excuse me. 542 01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:12,500 - Shut up. - Yes. 543 01:29:12,833 --> 01:29:18,625 - Now! - Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'll have to. 544 01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:24,625 I will probably... I can't find the keys. 545 01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:32,917 - Full name and position? - John M.R. Holm-Hansen junior. 546 01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:37,542 - M.R.? - Morgan Rockefeller. 547 01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:43,208 John Morgan Rockefeller Holm-Hansen. 548 01:29:43,542 --> 01:29:45,833 Junior. 549 01:29:46,167 --> 01:29:50,792 Yes, I must ask you to consider, that it is an old, reputable company. 550 01:29:51,125 --> 01:29:53,917 It was founded in 1865. 551 01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:58,500 Grandfather built Istedgade, Nansensgade and all the side streets. 552 01:29:58,833 --> 01:30:04,250 My grandfather built the back houses, and my father built the side houses. 553 01:30:04,583 --> 01:30:12,667 So weak-minded, no one is. Here is a Franz Jäger safe. 554 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:16,542 It contains 15 million dollars, and then you have thrown away the key. 555 01:30:16,875 --> 01:30:22,042 Of all kinds of dog heads and lousy amateurs you are the worst though. 556 01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:26,917 You and it crazy womanizer! 557 01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:31,833 Then it's good. I can in need find me in what you say about me. 558 01:30:32,167 --> 01:30:36,292 - But you mustn't bother my wife. - What's wrong with you? 559 01:30:36,625 --> 01:30:41,500 We don't have time for more nonsense. Then it's time to get that closet up. 560 01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:45,208 I need gloves and talcum powder. 561 01:30:45,542 --> 01:30:50,708 Yes, thank you. That's good. We know that. Fart and blue light. 562 01:30:51,042 --> 01:30:56,000 You're a mean little fool and a skimmer. 563 01:30:56,958 --> 01:31:01,250 Don't gas me up. Just look to get started. 564 01:31:01,583 --> 01:31:06,792 - You can easily. - Yes, yes, I will. 565 01:31:08,292 --> 01:31:15,042 - Married in Søllerød Church on 12.5.49. - Listen, Mr. Officer. 566 01:31:15,375 --> 01:31:23,125 - Superintendent. - Well, yes. Excuse me, Mr. Warden. 567 01:31:23,458 --> 01:31:28,458 That's not your opinion, is it? Think of the consequences - 568 01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:35,458 -for a lot of innocent people. The small limited partners and shareholders. 569 01:31:35,792 --> 01:31:40,833 Think of the childless widows. They will be ruined. 570 01:31:41,167 --> 01:31:46,333 Companies are liquidated, society is disintegrating. 571 01:31:46,667 --> 01:31:50,583 It probably all works out. 572 01:31:50,917 --> 01:31:57,125 Well, then... They have confessed, that you were born on 20.6.1923. 573 01:31:57,458 --> 01:31:59,500 They have further confessed, - 574 01:31:59,833 --> 01:32:05,333 - that you after matriculation in 1942 was employed in the family company. 575 01:32:05,667 --> 01:32:11,417 Finally you have confessed, that on 12.5.1949 they entered into marriage. 576 01:32:11,750 --> 01:32:15,042 - Who is your superior? - What? 577 01:32:21,250 --> 01:32:26,500 We can always talk about that. We need to get this sorted out first. 578 01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:31,125 They must know then, who is your superior? 579 01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:38,000 - Who is it then? - Jensen, criminal assistant Jensen. 580 01:32:38,333 --> 01:32:43,042 - Do you want to call, or should I? - Moment. 581 01:32:50,167 --> 01:32:54,667 You must hurry soon. He wants to call the police. 582 01:32:55,000 --> 01:33:01,208 - The police? What do we do? - Be quiet. 583 01:33:11,375 --> 01:33:14,875 - Damn good! - I couldn't find the key. 584 01:33:15,208 --> 01:33:18,167 I have it then. 585 01:33:29,542 --> 01:33:32,292 Excuse me. 586 01:33:38,792 --> 01:33:44,417 Office of the Coroner. He is at the dentist. 587 01:33:45,875 --> 01:33:50,625 Yes... aha... well? 588 01:33:50,958 --> 01:33:56,167 Can I consider this as a review? 589 01:33:56,500 --> 01:33:59,375 We'll be right back. 590 01:34:49,375 --> 01:34:52,500 Holm! 591 01:34:54,458 --> 01:34:57,583 May I have an explanation? What is this thing? 592 01:35:01,958 --> 01:35:05,875 - I don't want any scandals. - We have received a report. 593 01:35:06,208 --> 01:35:11,958 That gentleman, interposes John Morgan Rockefeller Holm-Hansen junior, - 594 01:35:12,292 --> 01:35:18,458 - has reported that three unknowns robbers have emptied his safe - 595 01:35:18,792 --> 01:35:23,833 -for values to an amount of 15 million dollars. 596 01:35:24,167 --> 01:35:28,750 So? So your safe is empty? 597 01:35:29,083 --> 01:35:34,583 May I see? 598 01:35:34,917 --> 01:35:37,667 It's not empty. What is it? What should it represent? 599 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:55,292 - The diamonds. - The Bedford Diamonds. 600 01:36:07,958 --> 01:36:11,625 How is it that they is in your safe? 601 01:36:11,958 --> 01:36:15,417 Yes, thank you. I'm taking over the case. My lord, you are under arrest. 602 01:36:15,750 --> 01:36:23,250 You can see there. Crime doesn't pay.